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We can't stop watching Vince Wilfork shaking his butt and smoking ribs

For Memorial Day, Vince Wilfork was a baller. A shot-caller. He had 20 inch blaaaaaaaades on his Impala.

I hope each and every one of you had a wonderful Memorial Day, whatever that means to you. I hope you were with family, I hope you were with friends. I hope you ate delicious meat if you like eating delicious meat, I hope you drank a ton of beer if you like drinking a ton of beer. I hope you took a moment to celebrate every good thing in your life in the place you live in the time you're currently living.

However, I can assure you, no mater how good your Memorial Day was, it was not as good as Vince Wilfork's Memorial Day:

I am truly, completely transfixed by this video by Wilfork's wife of shaking all 325 of his pounds while listening to "Wanna Be A Baller" by Lil Troy and smoking a full rack of ribs. I don't know why, but I cannot stop watching it.

Vince Wilfork, you are a baller. You are a shot caller. I don't know what car you drive, but I would like to imagine it is an Impala with 20-inch blades.