We've been tracking Kliff Kingsbury's rampant Kliff Kingsbury-ness -- the fact that he flirts with recruits' moms, raps, does dances, and the fact that he looks enough like Ryan Gosling to show up on Jeopardy.
But this, from an interview with Dan LeBatard, might just take the cake (via Coaching Search)
What's the craziest thing you've done in an effort to have a good practice?
"When we were at the University of Houston (as an assistant under Kevin Sumlin), we brought an ice cream truck, but we filled it with some girls from one of the clubs, the bottle girls. That was impressive. That was a good practice."
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did you do? You filled an ice cream truck?
"The bottle service. The cute bottle service girls. In Houston, you can do that. You can't do that in Lubbock. There is no bottle service in Lubbock."
How "getting girls who give out bottle service at the club to show up in an ice cream truck" isn't an NCAA violation, we're not quite sure, and we don't really care. We should be surprised Kingsbury pulled this off, but really, the only surprise is that it didn't happen while he was Johnny Manziel's coach at Texas A&M -- although the point about the lack of bottle service girls might hold true on College Station, too.