Ducks would be terrible at baseball. They have no thumbs and probably can't even pick up a bat. Get off the field, ducks!
The bullpen catcher comes in like a freak, tossing his mitt in the air. If there were bullpen catchers in Super Smash Bros., that would totally be their move.
Man, Andrew McCutchen looks cool even when he's chasing ducks. He has good technique, too. He's extra careful because he ...
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... doesn't want to hit a fowl.
Get off the field, ducks.