If you're still not sure about who to pick in these next few weeks' group play action, she's got you covered:
GROUP A: Brazil (home team) Croatia (dynamic passers) Mexico (DOS A CERO) Cameroon (*shrug*) pic.twitter.com/zleed9wsfe— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Holly's on board with the two participants in our opener, Brazil and Croatia.
GROUP B: Spain (tha gawd) Netherlands (flowers?) Chile (young team I think) Australia ("down under") pic.twitter.com/ypt1UDrx9f— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Defending world champs Spain and the always venerable Netherlands are as solid of picks as any.
GROUP C: Colombia (fun offense) Greece (dunno probably sad) Cote d' Ivoire (this is hard) Japan (loves cute stuff) pic.twitter.com/8k7GKoUhC6— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Even Holly knows how boring it is to watch Greece operate with surgical precision.
GROUP D: Uruguay (great meat there) Costa Rica (I don't care) England (derp) Italy (flop) pic.twitter.com/SEONMbXWkQ— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Upsets galore! Our resident soccer guru's evidently no fan of Europe.
GROUP E: Switzerland (I'm neutral) Ecuador (man it's a hot one) France (had key injuries) Honduras (gonna lose) pic.twitter.com/m4UmQJJlr7— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
France may be a trendy pick for some, but not for corgis.
GROUP F: Argentina (Maradona) Bosnia/Herzegovina (twins!) Iran (don't like us) Nigeria (also gonna lose) pic.twitter.com/yf0Z58KQ3W— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Bosnia and Herzegovina is our favorite so far.
GROUP G: Germany (powerful) Portugal (big neighbor overshadows) USA (ON THE RISE) Ghana (screw you. you get a cat.) pic.twitter.com/j3nrRgrAA6— Scott (@actioncookbook) June 12, 2014
Say it ain't so, Holly!
These picks don't make any sense, you say? Well they were picked by a dog, who is adorable. So there.
#FF @actioncookbook (and Holly) if you know what's good for you.