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Woman arrested for throwing cat poop and chicken at runners

What kind of country do we live in where you can't empty your fridge and garbage can onto a charity race?

Classic scene: Everyone's running and having a good time and raising money for charity, then BOOM-- frozen chicken,  juice and bags of cat poop come raining down from above:

Around 9:30 AM, officers working traffic control during the Susan G. Komen run—which raises money for breast cancer awareness and research—saw a hail of garbage fall from the fifth floor of an apartment in the 2100 block of 2nd Avenue.

The green liquid splashed all over a man in his 60s—who uses a walker—who had come out to support the crowd. A 13-year-old girl was also left with a welt when she was struck in the back by what she believed was a rock—which turned out to be a frozen chicken breast.

Officers also found a trash bag, full of five to ten pounds of cat litter and feces, and cans on the street.

The woman, who got arrested because there are rules about these things, explained that she had worked late and wasn't happy to hear the commotion of everyone running and having a good time and raising money for charity outside her window at the ungodly hour of 9:30 a.m. Oh, and the green juice?

"Superfood is a natural drink," she explained to officers

So, like, don't worry about that. If anything, it replenished your nutrients.

(via Lowenaffchen)