BREAKING: It is very, very warm in the arena in San Antonio.
This is not just because it is hot in San Antonio -- OR BECAUSE THE MIAMI HEAT ARE PLAYING, GET IT? -- it is because the A/C is broken:
Word on the grapevine: A/C in the AT&T Center is done-ski.
— Matthew R Tynan (@Matthew_Tynan) June 6, 2014
LeBron James does not like this! (UPDATE: The overbearing warmth was worse than we initially joked about: he eventually had to be carried off the floor due to cramps.)
The effect on James led to an AIR CONDITIONER TRUTHER:
And Gatorade made it very clear they had nothing to do with LeBron's cramps:
@ryanbkoo The person cramping wasn't our client. Our athletes can take the heat.
— Gatorade (@Gatorade) June 6, 2014
This one's on you, OTHER SPORTS DRINK BRAND:
I don’t want to point out that this ad exists but I’m going to, and I’m sorry: pic.twitter.com/X8gh5eo3i4
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) June 6, 2014
WE'RE SORRY, WE HAD TO DO THIS: