We don't report on every time Johnny Manziel drinks some alcohol, because he is a 21-year-old adult and he's allowed to drink alcohol and enjoy himself, like all other 21-year-old adults.
However, we do report on every time Johnny Manziel rides a swan float at a club while holding a bottle of booze.
Our first thought was PLEASE BE REAL, PICTURE OF JOHNNY MANZIEL PEACEFULLY LAYING ON TOP OF AN INFLATABLE SWAN, and sure enough, this was not the only picture of this event:
All we're looking for in life, to be honest, is happiness. And floating away on his blow-up waterfowl, Johnny Manziel looks like he's found it -- and who are we to blame him?
"Hammock Bear, do you think true love is real?" "I don’t know, Champagne Swan Johnny Manziel. But I hope it is."— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) June 7, 2014
Busted Coverage broke down the nitty-gritty details of his evening.