Zach LaVine threw a shoe at his dog's penis and filmed it

It's only Summer League, but Minnesota Timberwolves draft pick Zach LaVine has been wowing NBA fans with his athleticism. This video -- from last year, but it just came to my attention just now -- wows me with regards to something very different!

Note to self: throwing sneakers at a dog's penis doesn't make you evil, but if you laugh about it, it does!

If that dog could talk:

I understand that Zach probably cares and loves his dog very much, and isn't one of those people responsible for the sad Sarah McLachlan puppies in the commercials. But I am also a guy, and I have been hit by various things in the genitalia before. I'm also a person, and have the ability to comprehend what's going on when stuff hits me in the genitalia. Zach LaVine's dog, on the other hand, is a dog, and now he probably thinks that he can't fall asleep on its back without getting a Nike to the cock. Personally, I give my dog belly rubs when she does this, but she is a female dog, and maybe if I had a male dog I would be compelled to throw stuff at its dick. But I don't think I would.