Things got hectic on the days surrounding LeBron's announcement around LeBron's house in Bath, Ohio. Random fans, cops, journalists -- hundreds of people went to LeBron's place of residence, even though he wasn't even in Ohio.
So to make up for the commotion, LeBron gave a little something to those in his community: (Via Reddit)
A) "Just A Kid From Akron Cherry Cola Cupcake" has a ridiculous name and sounds like the best and/or worst cupcake imaginable.
B) You might remember that before LeBron made his announcement, one of the conspiracy theorists convinced LeBron was headed back to Cleveland was... wait for it... A CUPCAKE STORE OWNER. Move over, Adrian Wojnarowski -- the cupcake people are the real movers, shakers and newsbreakers in the NBA. They are the NBA Illuminati.
(It should be noted that these cupcakes are actually a thing that raises money for LeBron's charities, so, that's a thing.)