Be careful out there, children! There are Ken Rosenthais, Ken R0senthals, and Ken Roserithals prowling around, all scrambling for the same thing: the adrenaline that comes with trolling baseball junkies and making them freak out with fake rumors. Do not fall for their tricks. Do not ... aw, dammit, MLB Network.
MLB NET JUST USED A FAKE KEN ROSENTHAL ACCOUNT HAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/rkuxf2FBKL
— Dillon (@DillonHague) July 31, 2014
Aw, man, the extra _. So wily. So stupid. So amusing. Be careful out there, children!