A miracle happened:
what a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/IsNgdEcgMb— Lana Berry (@Lana) August 6, 2014
Here's video proof:
Most career HR of anyone to pitch in MLB: 714 Babe Ruth 534 Jimmie Foxx 521 Ted Williams 475 Stan Musial 462 Jose Canseco 457 Adam Dunn— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) August 6, 2014
Adam Dunn pitched a baseball, which is like if Warren Sapp kicked a field goal, or if Shaq played point guard, or if a stack of hams in a baseball jersey pitched a baseball. For a moment, all war ceased, all mouths smiled. Every creature on earth felt content.
I'm hanging this above the mantle:
@SBNation @Lana he pitched in high school! pic.twitter.com/OnvQzBXPiz— Ashly Elam (@AshlyKBMT12) August 6, 2014