Adam Dunn pitched, and for a moment all was right in the world

A miracle happened:

what a time to be alive pic.twitter.com/IsNgdEcgMb

— Lana Berry (@Lana) August 6, 2014

(via Cork Gaines)

Here's video proof:

Most career HR of anyone to pitch in MLB: 714 Babe Ruth 534 Jimmie Foxx 521 Ted Williams 475 Stan Musial 462 Jose Canseco 457 Adam Dunn

— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) August 6, 2014

Adam Dunn pitched a baseball, which is like if Warren Sapp kicked a field goal, or if Shaq played point guard, or if a stack of hams in a baseball jersey pitched a baseball. For a moment, all war ceased, all mouths smiled. Every creature on earth felt content.

I'm hanging this above the mantle:

Update: !

@SBNation @Lana he pitched in high school! pic.twitter.com/OnvQzBXPiz

— Ashly Elam (@AshlyKBMT12) August 6, 2014