New Mexico State's horse is a stone-cold (attempted) killer. Over the weekend this esoteric equine turned his eyes on an innocent bystander in the end zone and ran her over.
We're really glad this woman was okay, and even decided to be an excellent sport about the ordeal.
Just got knocked out by a horse. No big deal.— Zaina Atyani (@ZainaAtyani) August 29, 2014
Naturally it's nice to know a person wasn't seriously injured, but also it allows us to make this without feeling too bad about it.