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Newspaper back page pays tribute to Jonathan Papelbon's dong-grab

Well done, Papelbon. Now your actions will live on forever.

By Bill Hanstock Sep 15, 2014, 8:29am EDT

Jonathan Papelbon was ejected from Sunday's game for grabbing his crotch at fans after they booed him. Thankfully, the Philadelphia Daily News is on the case:

I retract any criticism I have ever made about sports media. "@BoopStats: @PhillyDailyNews MONDAY Back Page -- pic.twitter.com/SWTP91nLmc"
— Matt Ross (@TheMattRoss) September 15, 2014

(And don't worry, typeface fetishists. Philadelphia Daily News heard your cries and are making a version of the front page with round ellipses. Now that's democracy!)