Filed under: MLB The Orioles gave Derek Jeter crabs The greatest, most accurate headline in the history of sports journalism. By Bill Hanstock Sep 15, 2014, 12:15pm EDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: The Orioles gave Derek Jeter crabs Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Pictured: Crabs, Derek Jeter Mitchell Layton As part of Derek Jeter's farewell tour, the Orioles gave him crabs. A big ol' bucket of crabs. Yeah, Jeets. (h/t HardballTalk) In This Stream Derek Jeter's career coming to a close Ferrell, Rock, Hart say goodbye to Derek Jeter The Orioles gave Derek Jeter crabs KISS pays tribute to Derek Jeter, for some reason View all 53 stories Next Up In MLB Is Bartolo Colon the worst batter ever to hit a home run? In this photo, Mike Morse is hitting a grand slam without a baseball bat The whole 2001 ALDS Game 3 needs a deep rewind The man with the infinite ERA The three-ball walk, and other counting failures