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Watch James Dolan perform an awful blues song on 'Good Day New York'

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Because the world needs more blues music from one of the richest men in the world that inherited his fortune without having to work a day in his life outside his father's company, here's New York Knicks owner James Dolan's band performing on FOX's Good Day New York.

The song is about New Jersey governor Chris Christie and how politicians suck. I've subjected myself to this awful song to transcribe these lyrics, so hopefully you enjoy.

If you have lunch with the governor/Be careful what you say

Because if you piss off the governor/He'll close your highway

Traffic jams, no ambulance/Everybody's late for work

IF you have lunch with the governor/Be careful what you say

If you have lunch with the president/Be careful what you eat

Cuz when you dine with the president/He only eats the meat

Rack of lambs, country hams/Hold the broccoli please

If you have lunch with the president/Be careful what you eat

Politicans play theses games/And you wonder why

Where were you on election day?/You're sitting at home and crying

Also, there was a kazoo. A goddamn kazoo.

No wonder anchor Rosanna Scotto couldn't remember the band's name.

Please, let's get Dolan back to where he belongs: screwing up the team he owns with obsessive paranoia and constant meddling.

(As first spotted by Deadspin)