I'm impressed to see the Red Sox gave Derek Jeter a warm tribute and a standing ovation in his final game. I am blown away they let Bernie Williams serenade the crowd during the seventh-inning stretch:
It's an ... abstract rendition. Never opened his eyes, either.
Remember this when David Ortiz plays his final game at Yankee Stadium and Bronson Arroyo shreds the national anthem. It's only fair.