Remember when Cirque du Soleil threw out a terrifying opening pitch at a minor league game in Las Vegas? Well now Cirque du Soleil has thrown out a major league opening pitch and guess what it was terrifying it was terrifying it was terrifying:
Let's take a closer look at this:
The visiting team seemed thrilled by the hijinks!
But this was just an appetizer for the real weirdness:
AHHHHHHHHH A LITTLE TINY LADY CAME OUT OF THE STEAMPUNK MONOCLE MAN'S PORTHOLE! WHY! WHY!
The actual pitch, though, was true (via Cut4)
Look, we'll pay to see Cirque du Soleil if we want to, but when you ambush our baseball game with Cirque du Soleil and we're not expecting it, it scares the hell out of us. We're scared. We're hiding under our bed hoping this never happens again.