Bill Belichick describes Patriots balls as 'wet, sticky, cold, slippery'

But not deflated!

By Michael Katz@KatzM Jan 22, 2015, 10:04am EST

Bill Belichick said he was "shocked" to learn about the DeflateGate reports on Monday.

Here are some words he would use to describe the Patriots' balls, none of which are deflated.

Wet
Sticky
Cold
[Dramatic Pause]
Slippery

There you have it. In his own words, "I've told you everything I know."

(h/t Jimmy Traina)