1. 'MY BALLS ARE PERFECT
The Daily News sports section went straight for a balls jokes.
The New York Post added subtle deflated-ball bullet points.
3. 'GRIPPING TALE'
Boston Globe cover on DeflateGate pic.twitter.com/35ylKbZkfv— Rich Boudet (@richboudet) January 23, 2015
The Boston Globe sports page had the classiest deflated ball joke of all.
Good job everyone. You got the joke that balls can mean more than one thing.