1. 'MY BALLS ARE PERFECT
Tom Brady on DeflateGate: "I didn't alter the ball in any way." http://t.co/h6sgDBk464 pic.twitter.com/ERHnuKRmBC
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) January 23, 2015
The Daily News sports section went straight for a balls jokes.
2. 'BALLS#!T'
Today's sports cover http://t.co/wSlc4PM1qO pic.twitter.com/tc5eRar56D
— New York Post (@nypost) January 23, 2015
The New York Post added subtle deflated-ball bullet points.
3. 'GRIPPING TALE'
Boston Globe cover on DeflateGate pic.twitter.com/35ylKbZkfv
— Rich Boudet (@richboudet) January 23, 2015
The Boston Globe sports page had the classiest deflated ball joke of all.
Good job everyone. You got the joke that balls can mean more than one thing.