Thoughts about this new menu item:
1. Presenting it with only yellow mustard on it should please the hot dog purists
2. This is a sandwich
3. Only 50 pieces? wtf guys
4. The only way this could be more American is if it played a Toby Keith song when you bit into it
5. Hell, maybe it does; we don't know yet
6. PUT IT IN MY FACE
Wait, here's a picture of the actual product:
Oh, oh no.
You blew it up. You maniacs. This is why we can't have nice things.
(Would still eat.)
UPDATE: Apparently this item is only available in the Philippines. For now. That doesn't make it any less American.