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Arkansas and Auburn's box score looks like a 1st grader’s bowling alley birthday party

Bowling alley birthday parties were the best. Well, second-best next to video game arcade parties. The bumpers made you feel like a superstar, and you ALWAYS ended up grabbing a ball that was at least 3 pounds too heavy -- because you didn't want to be the kid with the light ball.

When you made a strike you felt like you bowled 300. That TV with the diagonal purple stripe from being magnetized would play a short clip of the pins as cartoon characters falling down. Your fake name would flash on the screen. Perhaps it was "POO," that's what mine always was.

Auburn, Arkansas: Thank you for making me feel nostalgic again. Ice cream cake remains the greatest.