Earlier this year, we told you that we had the power to name Hartford's baseball team the Yard Goats. We successfully got the team to name themselves the Yard Goats. They made a new logo! And then they needed a new name for their goat mascot. Sadly, we did not get them to name it "Chase Butt-ley." However ...
On Friday, they revealed their new mascot -- mascots, to be exact -- Chompers and Chew Chew:
Introducing the @GoYardGoats newest FRIENDS Chompers & Chew Chew!!! #MascotMania pic.twitter.com/Vgw0o0H8MD
— Hartford Yard Goats (@GoYardGoats) October 30, 2015
OH ... DEAR ... GOD.
Hey, Chompers and Chew Chew ... h-how's it going?
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HELP.
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WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.