For Halloween, St. Louis Rams punter Johnny Hekker dressed up as WWE legend Stone Cold Steve Austin, and it's almost uncanny:
The cool thing about Hekker's costume, aside from the fact that it's a Stone Cold costume, is that he offered free tickets to anyone who could guess his costume before he posted a photo of it:
I'll give two tickets to our next home game to the first person to guess my Halloween costume tomorrow!
— Johnny Hekker (@JHekker) October 30, 2015
And judging from the replies, it looks like this person won:
@JHekker STONE COLD
— Aaron Alexander (@Littlefoot587) October 30, 2015
And now ... a (fake) promo from Stone Cold Johnny Hekker:
"If you like the Rams, gimme a hell yeah! [Crowd: "Hell yeah!"]
It looks like you won some free tickets to a Rams game, Aaron Alexander. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] You gonna pat yourself on the back? [Crowd: "WHAT?"] You gonna drink a beer in celebration? [Crowd: "WHAT?"] You gonna enjoy the game? [Crowd: "WHAT?"] I hope you enjoy that game, Aaron. [Crowd: "WHAT?"]You better cheer for the Rams, Aaron. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] If I find out you ain't cheerin' for the Rams ... [Crowd: "WHAT?"] ... I'm gonna get angry. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] You don't want Stone Cold angry. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] Because I'm gonna stun ya ... [Crowd: "WHAT?"] ... again ... [Crowd: "WHAT?"] ... and again. [Crowd: "WHAT?"]
And then I'm gonna grab a beer ... [Crowd: "WHAT?"] Two beers. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] Three beers. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] And then I'm gonna drink it while you're on the ground. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] Maybe pour a little on ya. [Crowd: "WHAT?"] And then I'm gonna pick you up ... [Crowd: "WHAT?"] ... and stun ya again! [Crowd: "WHAT?"]
And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"
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