This is a beautiful, wonderful, marvelous piece of beauty. The Colts are out here creating absurdist art in the medium of football. Matt Hasselbeck throws the lateral to Joe Reitz, the most confused offensive lineman in football who showed some sweet jukes and saw daylight.
Why did you slide Joe?! You had it! On second thought, NFL players are big and scary and they hit really hard. I don't blame you, even if you do weigh 323 pounds.
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