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WE CAN'T STOP PLAYING 'JAPAN SUMO CUP,' THE GREATEST GAME INVOLVING SUMO WRESTLERS ON HORSES RACING

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THIS IS JAPAN SUMO CUP AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE ABOUT JAPAN SUMO CUP WITHOUT KEEPING CAPS LOCK ON. IT'S A GAME WHERE YOU'RE A REAL-LIFE SUMO WHO RACES ON A HORSE AGAINST STREET FIGHTER CHARACTERS BUT IT'S ALSO A RHYTHM GAME LIKE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

I WON ALL MY RACES BUT LOST TO AKUMA BECAUSE AKUMA IS REALLY DIFFICULT TO BEAT IN THIS GAME. ALSO MY SUMO JUMPED OFF HIS HORSE AND I PUSHED IT. DID YOU SEE THAT PART WHERE I JUMPED OFF THE HORSE AND PUSHED IT?

THIS GAME IS BASICALLY RUINING THE PRODUCTIVITY OF SB NATION TODAY. HERE'S JAPAN SUMO CUP SET TO PONY.

WE LOVE YOU HAVE A GOOD THANKSGIVING. IF YOU NEED US WE'LL BE PLAYING JAPAN SUMO CUP.