Warriors owner implies that he had sexual intercourse with the NBA championship trophy

It seems Warriors owner Joe Lacob got some alone time with the Larry O'Brien trophy after Golden State won in June, and -- well, I am not going to say that he had relations with it, but he raised the possibility.

"I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night," Lacob told Haute Living of that warm June evening. "Nicole [Curran, his fiancée] and I did sleep with it."

They slept with it! Does that mean that they left it at the foot of their bed like a stiff golden pug? That Lacob spent all night cradling it in his arms? Or ... something more nefarious? C'mon, Lacob, throw us a bone.

"I’ll leave it to the imagination," Lacob continued. "We had a lot of fun with it."

Hmmmm. A lot of fun.

Big question is: did they wear gloves?

(via Haute Living)

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