Stephen Curry's shot chart is ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/5i63YE1cn1— Alex Kennedy (@AlexKennedyNBA) December 3, 2015
This comes from StatMuse, a fun website you should sign up for if you love messing around with NBA data. It is Stephen Curry's shot chart, it has eyes and ears and a nose and hair, and it's LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU:
I fear for the day when Steph's shot chart becomes fully sentient and destroys its creator, then the NBA, then the whole world. We must stop this before it goes too far.
Related: Kobe's shot chart is crying:
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