The Oklahoma City Thunder signed Nick Collison to a contract extension Tuesday, which led to the hottest of takes from former ESPN writer Chris Palmer.
Dude who averages 3 pts & 3 rebs gets 2-year/$8M extension. No wonder they won't make the playoffs.— Chris Palmer (@ChrisPalmerNBA) February 3, 2015
It took just four minutes for Kevin Durant to see the tweet and fly in on a cloud of ether. His response time was faster than most paramedics. He slammed the former (this part is important) writer down to the center of the earth.
@ChrisPalmerNBA means a lot coming from a dude who got fired for being a dumbass— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) February 3, 2015
Traditional scoring starts 1-0, but this is more like 9,000-0.