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Draymond Green responds to Doc Rivers' mockery with 'cool story, Glenn'

A couple days ago, the Clippers' Dahntay Jones gave a little post-game interview bump to Golden State's Draymond Green, who then burned Jones repeatedly for acting tough and drawing attention to himself.

On Tuesday, Clippers coach Doc Rivers offered his sarcasm-drenched take, via the LA Times:

"Wow, that was such a violent bump!" Rivers deadpanned. "I'm telling you. It was amazing. I told Dahntay, 'You've got to be careful. That was too hard.' I guess that tough guy at Golden State, I mean, I think the bump was too hard for him, clearly, the way he reacted."

And here's Draymond packing as much derision into three words as one possibly can:

"Cool story, bro," except "bro" has been replaced with Doc's real first name. Delicious. You can listen here.

The Clippers-Warriors rivalry remains the pettiest, most wonderful rivalry and I want them to play one another exclusively for the rest of the year.