Update: And here he is, handing out medals and attacking sharks.
RT if you're proud of Fin for receiving his medal! #Sharknado3 cc: @IanZiering @mcuban pic.twitter.com/DuekMPknY6
— Sharknado (@SharknadoSyfy) July 23, 2015
Cuban ready. #sharknado3 https://t.co/O4C0SlDgJ7
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) July 23, 2015
★★★
The Hollywood Reporter says it's true, so it must be true! Dallas Mavericks owner and notable literal shark Mark Cuban will indeed play the President of the United States in this summer's Sharknado 3. Even better(?), the vice-president will be portrayed by Ann Coulter. Other cameos and supporting roles will include Bo Derek, Jerry Springer and Chris Jericho.
Don't worry, though: Tara Reid and Ian Ziering will return. In case you were worried the quality might start to dip.