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Astros Triple-A team planning delightfully arrogant promotion

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There's about a five-percent chance this isn't completely embarrassing in two years. But if it hits ...

Oh. Oh, new Astros Triple-A affiliate. Oh, you're getting cocky as all heck.

That's not a promotion, that's a boastful rap lyric. It's beautiful. Remember when the Astros were funny? Here, I just found this the other day. It seemed like a metaphor.

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(All photos by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

Seconds later, I found this one, also a metaphor.

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No longer. The Astros are the 2017 World Champions, now. Didn't you hear? Unless the promotion is ... misguided? I guess that's possible. Only time will tell.

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