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The Brewers will sell deep-fried nachos on a stick

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The ridiculously unhealthy stadium food wars have escalated. Tell mother I love her.

By itself, this may not be the CRAZIEST ballpark food you can stuff into your face, but it's still DEEP-FRIED NACHOS ON A STICK.

Yes, it is a wad of beef and beans, rolled in Doritos crumbs, deep-fried and drizzled with sour cream and cheese. "Nachos you can eat with one hand" is a great idea in theory, but a horrible monstrosity in practice. Also, this is pretty much confirmation that America considers Nacho Cheese Doritos to be nachos. That may be the most discomforting takeaway here.

Other than your burgeoning gastrointestinal comfort, I mean.