A play in two acts. First:
Harrison Barnes has never had a taste of alcohol. I asked him what happens if the Dubs win: "That’s over. I’m celebrating."— Dieter Kurtenbach (@dkurtenbach) June 17, 2015
And second (originally via the Snapchat's NBA Finals story):
S/o to @hbarnes on his first sip of alcohol pic.twitter.com/OU6zs8G5s5— Tayler (@taylaahtots) June 17, 2015
No longer straight edge, but hey! I think we can all forgive Harrison Barnes for this. After all, as Warriors fans know, you can go 40 whole years and never even SEE an NBA championship again.
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