The D.C. City Slam happened Saturday and ... well, just watch these Vines that were shot by Albert L. over at Bullets Forever. It will make you wish the NBA Slam Dunk Contest had better creativity.
Dude dunks over a pole:
Then they raised the pole -- even though he got the dunk, he couldn't clear the height:
A dunk over three people:
And then a self-alley-oop, windmill dunk over what looks to be eight (!) people:
THERE'S EVEN A DANCING PINEAPPLE WITH COMICALLY HUGE 3D GLASSES
Hey NBA, step up your game!
SB Nation presents: You have to see this dunk to believe it