Sepp Blatter announced his resignation and this is the best you've got, print journalism?
Buenos Aires Herald (Argentina)
Come on, Argentina. Pretty much every sport has a whistle in it, not just soccer.
Herald News (New Jersey)
Alright, this one's slightly better, because kicks to the head happen often in soccer (as well as other soccer-like sports and combat sports). Still, it could've used a dad joke.
OKAY, NOW WE'RE TALKING
"BLATT'S ALL FOLKS." THANK YOU, METRO.
Still, we must pay our respects to the IRS guy who had a better dad joke than all of us.
(All images courtesy of Newseum)
SB Nation presents: Sepp Blatter was an awful...ly great FIFA chairman