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Broncos players have a fart tax and Von Miller is the fartiest

His team smelt it. Now Miller is dealing it out.

Yes. A fart tax. And Von Miller is apparently a human fart machine.

Ah yes, the old "IT'S UNHEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN" gambit. Dear Von Miller and everyone else: just leave the room. Just stick your butt out the doorway. Stop farting everything up all the time.

In conclusion, please sign my White House petition to bring the fart tax to all public places, particularly lines at amusement parks.


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