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Newspaper celebrates MLB's first amphibious pitcher

Nailed it.

Look, everyone is excited about Pat Venditte. But we can't be too busy to fact-check things like "the word for someone who can use both hands equally well."

Yet another milestone that MLB has achieved. Next barrier to fall: baseball's first avian pitcher. BIRD PITCHERS NOW.

Ambidextrous, everyone. It's not just a river in Egypt.


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