Provolone stuffed chorizo, pulled pork & 1/4 inch bacon slab on a pretzel roll. Now @bkcyclones games from @pigguynyc pic.twitter.com/BIAacwt2uu— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 9, 2015
Noted Internet anthropologist Jon Bois has already distilled the Internet's relationship with bacon for us:
(7) ALL INTERNET DISCOURSE ABOUT BACON. "I am on Team Bacon! I have no palate and I want to belong. Bacon pizza."
So, share this article! Maybe even go to Coney Island and eat this food. This sandwich does not exist to sate your hunger. It exists to satisfy your need to be loved. Hot meats. Cool nights.
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