Polish Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat brought a few buddies onto a Polish naval submarine, because submarines are cool and because he can. Gortat and Otto Porter looked like they had a good time ...
Also took me 15min to get inside !! pic.twitter.com/nbAv1XaSKa— Marcin Gortat (@MGortat) July 13, 2015
... but it's the sight of Washington's mouthless, roided-ass smurf mascot, G-Man, hanging out in and on a Polish warship that's really gonna stick with me:
Thx to G-man for being with us! pic.twitter.com/rT8FzoArq4— Marcin Gortat (@MGortat) July 13, 2015
Like, imagine showing that photo to someone 100 years from now. I intend to do this. And laugh. We'll all laugh.
Fun fact: G-Wiz doesn't need to be in a submarine and actually had to exit a few times because he breathes through gills.