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Here is the Wizards' muscly blue mascot in a Polish navy submarine

Polish Washington Wizards center Marcin Gortat brought a few buddies onto a Polish naval submarine, because submarines are cool and because he can. Gortat and Otto Porter looked like they had a good time ...

... but it's the sight of Washington's mouthless, roided-ass smurf mascot, G-Man, hanging out in and on a Polish warship that's really gonna stick with me:

Like, imagine showing that photo to someone 100 years from now. I intend to do this. And laugh. We'll all laugh.

Or this:




Fun fact: G-Wiz doesn't need to be in a submarine and actually had to exit a few times because he breathes through gills.