Jose Fernandez hit a long home run in his first game back

Jose Fernandez is an excellent pitcher, but don't forget that he can hit a little, too.

Did he watch it? Juuuuust a little. Which he should, considering he hasn't played baseball in more than a year. Don't forget that's just what he does.

Unwritten rule: First game back from Tommy John, you get to pretend your bat is a Segway and scooter around the bases. A little eyeballing is more than fine.