Oh what a beautiful world it is when we can enjoy Latvian rapping in the comforts of America.
The Knicks newest recruit, Kristaps Porzingis, has already made a name for himself thanks to being drafted early in the first round. Now he can boast that he has his own song.
Yup, a Latvian rap group called Transleiteris put together an ode to their boy, Porzingis. It's even kinda catchy!
Sure we may not be overly fluent in Latvian (ok, so not at all), but it didn't stop us figuring out what the song is about. We think we got it!
They want you to buy Knicks hats! Look out for the 2-for-1 special!
Leaving your socks on is ok!
Setting the camera up far away will make you look taller on a basketball court!
Women will now flock to you, even if you root for the Knicks!
It's even sealed with the approval from the man himself:
Woohoo! Just in time for the holiday weekend!