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The Patriots should draw a mustache on Tom Brady and sneak him onto the field

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The NFL upheld Tom Brady's four-game DeflateGate suspension, but Brady was still at the first day of Patriots training camp ... just *catching* TD passes instead of *throwing* them.

And so, here is A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THE PATRIOTS TO ACTUALLY TRY AND SNEAK TOM BRADY ONTO THE FIELD STARTING WEEK 1.

You know that tweet everyone does when an athlete gets suspended? The one where they draw a mustache or glasses on the player and change the first letters of their name and say the team is gonna sign them lol?

Well, the Patriots should *ACTUALLY* try this. Why not?! If anyone has the ego and experience to pull off such a brazen attempt at skirting the rules, it would be Bill Belichick and Tom Brady ... or should I say, BROM TADY!

Now, I'm not suggesting a trick play in training camp means the Patriots are planning this. How could I know?! I'm just saying they should.

Do it, New England. Put on some Groucho Marx Mustache Glasses and line him up at wide receiver for Week 1. It would be legendary.

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