When Cristiano Ronaldo and Japan get together, magic happens. Lately the Real Madrid star has made a habit of making ads for weird exercise gear. First there was the facial exerciser:
Now this: The "Training Gear Six Pad," which looks like a replica of those muscle-shockers you find in the "As Seen on TV" aisle of Walgreens. Nevertheless, this is all great. More Cristiano being unintentionally self-parodic is what we need. Plus he gave us this hypno GIF.
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