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Blazers fans reduced to rapping about Meyers Leonard in new song

Look Portland, we understand it's been a rough summer. LaMarcus Aldridge signed with the Spurs, Wes Matthews signed with the Mavericks, Robin Lopez signed with the Knicks, and Nicolas Batum got traded to Charlotte. Meanwhile, Portland's biggest addition this off-season was...Al-Farouq Aminu.

So we get it. You're in a bad place right now. Still, rapping about Meyers Leonard (described in this song as a "Giant Justin Bieber lookalike, but much better") won't magically make the team a playoff contender next season.

Acknowledging you're still grieving is the next step towards acceptance. Rapping about Meyers Leonard is a sign probably you're still in the denial stage.