It's the first Sunday of the 2015 NFL football season. Everyone is excited. The players are excited. The coaches are excited. The fans are ... ASLEEP? Sir, what are you doing?
Oh but wait. Look close: There are three nappers in this game.
No. 1: Chiefs fan using his resources
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No. 2: Chiefs fan who may have a sore neck tomorrow
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No. 3: A Texans fans just to let you know everyone is asleep
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FOOTBALL FANS, PLEASE WAKE UP.
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