Karl Malone uses his phone for texting and phone calls, and that's it. And honestly, texting is probably optional.
Malone, whose son, K.J. Malone, is an offensive guard with LSU, is a well-established flip phone afficionado, calling his a "masterpiece" last year. He's not the only former Jazz star to remain low-tech:
They both have the flip phones... pic.twitter.com/DZ7yPe36RU— Kyoncé (@Kylee_Annie32) January 31, 2014
The flip phone does everything he wants, you know? What does he need Snapchats and Instamo for? And T9 -- man, he doesn't even have to look at his phone. Can you do that on an iPhone?
Didn't think so.
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