Danny Kanell got dressed in the dark on Saturday, probably.
Danny Kannell is dressed like someone with a laserdisc room pic.twitter.com/VwUaxPMhTc
— The Solid Verbal (@SolidVerbal) January 2, 2016
It's fine to wear your grandpa's favorite sweater on TV, but just understand you're going to get made fun of. Especially when a website like Twitter exists to make it easy to do, and double especially when you've occasionally been a dick to people on said website. Don't get your feelings hurt.
Ahhhhh the irony of getting your fashion ripped on by a bunch of dudes sitting on their couch. In sweats. Alone.
— Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) January 2, 2016
What a vicious own, Dan Dan. "Look at these suckers sitting comfortably at home and not working on a Saturday. Sucks to be them."
Sorry, if you're going to be a buttmunch about it, people get to roast you twice as hard. Here we go.
Danny Kanell in the turtleneck looks like an Operation Treadstone guy Jason Bourne kills with a newspaper
— HOLIDAY APPRECIATOR (@edsbs) January 2, 2016
Who wore or better? pic.twitter.com/4MZP0HI5b5
— WazzusJobu (@WazzusJobu) January 2, 2016
Danny Kanell looks like a C-level Bond villain in the turtleneck/sports jacket
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) January 2, 2016
Danny Kanell: dressed like he's about to open an art gallery to hide illegal revenue from poaching spotted owls. pic.twitter.com/ZLtlpoQ0nr
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) January 2, 2016
"Halftime show, lunch at the club, then drinks with George Hamilton" @dannykanell list of things to do today. pic.twitter.com/pn6hh4bMde
— BOLBamaman18 (@BOLBamaman18) January 2, 2016
@dannykanell weren't you in Liar Liar?
— John Fisher (@jfishernc1) January 2, 2016
@dannykanell bruh you looked like the bad guy in Kindgergarten Cop. Dom-o-neek get dooowwnn!
— In Bexcel sis deo (@Beck_Barnes) January 2, 2016
Perhaps the most vicious own of all:
@dannykanell i think you look very handsome
— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) January 2, 2016
All that matters is you like it though, Danny! We're happy for you and your stupid sweater.
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