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My grandma bought me the weirdest Peyton Manning memorabilia in the world

You probably don't know much about me, so let me share a few things about me. I am not a fan of Peyton Manning. I don't really care one way or the other about John Elway. I am not a fan of the Broncos.

Also, my grandma frequently buys me weird gifts for Christmas and I love her oh so much for it.

There is a lot going on here, and I have some questions.

  1. Why does this exist?
  2. Who decided on aligning the font in whatever way that is?
  3. Why didn't they fully Photoshop Pat Bowlen out instead of leaving him as a ghost hovering over Peyton's shoulder?
  4. Are the bright lights in the background meant to imply Peyton is dying?
  5. Is Peyton dying?
  6. Is Peyton serving as the gatekeeper into heaven?
  7. Who gets excited about having a quote from a team's starting quarterback about the team GM's playing career to the point they decide to put it on a picture?
  8. Holy crap Peyton has aged since joining the Broncos. Not a question. He just looks so much younger here.
I have not decided where in my apartment to hang this, but I'm leaning towards getting the whole thing tattooed on my back.

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