To celebrate the upcoming NBA All-Star Game, Nike announced a new set of shoes that Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Paul George and Anthony Davis will wear during the game. All of the shoes look pretty great, but we have to talk about Davis' shoes.
OH MY THE NIKE BROW ALL-STAR AIR AUDACITIES. pic.twitter.com/pYYxXCwRaT
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) January 29, 2016
1. They're officially called the Nike Air Audacity, but because they're Davis' shoes, you can pretty much call them "The Brow."
2. The heels say "FEAR THE BROW" on them.
3. THE SHOES HAVE UNIBROWS ON THEM. Sure, it's subtle, but make no mistake, it's there.
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Nike says the All-Star shoes will go on sale on Feb. 11. Or you can just draw unibrows on your shoes right now.